Things I neither like nor understand

[frightened]

"T-shirt bras"

I thought the purpose was to have a bra you could wear under a clingy t-shirt and not have seams or lumps. Apparently not. As far as I can tell, the purpose is to have a bra you can wear under a very baggy t-shirt, and still have your breasts look cartoonishly large and pointy.

And what the hell is with all this padding? I'm a D-cup! They don't need to be any bigger! They don't need pushing up and out of the damn cups! They just need to stay in one place while I run for the bus.

Also, when I buy underwear, I find myself pitching my voice higher and softer to save us all the confusion and embarrassment.

Comments

[meatina]

I like the concept of buying new undies, but the reality is harsh and cruel, (especially if you go to Evans). Buttresses and scaffolding have not yet been mentioned, but it's surely only a matter of time.
As has been mentioned before- tshirt bras are for the prevention of visible nipples.

[frightened]

Hmmph. Surely the Cleavage O'Doom/quadroboob effect is more noticeable than mere nipples!

[meatina]

Yes, but also more desirable/aesthetic (apparently). I just like something that keeps them from bouncing too much and kept in roughly the right place.