It's rarely this blatant.

[frightened]

Teenage schoolgirl: Do you work here?
Me: Yep.
Schoolgirl: How old are you?
Me: 27.
Schoolgirl: ...Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: I'm a girl.
Schoolgirl: Oh! *Covers face with hands, flees*
Me: Well, that was subtle.

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[frightened]

I did sort of think afterwards, "Did I just get hit on by... nah. And ew."