Oh, Lost Girl has replaced Smallville as my Awesome Terrible Show, and Merlin has got promoted

[frightened]

That said, every Merlin episode ever (I've only watched about six!) goes like this:

Merlin: *DOES NOT CRY MANLY TEARS*
Arthur: I AM TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!
Morgana: WIDE-EYED AND BREATHY IS LIKE EVIL, YES?
Agravaine: I AM CLEARLY EVIL LOLZ, WITH MY EVIL FACE AND MY EVIL WARDROBE AND MY EVIL EVULZ.
Gwen: *HEAVING BOSOM IS HEAVING*
Strapping Young Man: *IS TOPLESS*
Gaius: *IS CURMUDGEONLY DUE TO SOLITARY BURDEN OF NOT BEING A COMPLETE MORON*