It's rarely this blatant.

[frightened]

Teenage schoolgirl: Do you work here?
Me: Yep.
Schoolgirl: How old are you?
Me: 27.
Schoolgirl: ...Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: I'm a girl.
Schoolgirl: Oh! *Covers face with hands, flees*
Me: Well, that was subtle.

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[gavagai]

I kind of hope you confused her with these strange new feelings inside she now has ;)

[skibbley]

Hmmm.

Schoolgirl: ...Are you a boy or a girl?
You: I'll go check the reference stacks, please take a seat.