What has two thumbs

[frightened]

And has been up puking since 3 am?

This girl!

Edit 10 am: Got three hours' sleep. Woke up. Puked some more.

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[frightened]

Thanks. In the past 14 hours, I've kept down two cups of tea and two slices of bread. If you've ever seen me eat, you know this isn't right.

I basically feel like I've got a nightmare hangover from hell, which is a neat trick given I haven't got drunk in nearly two years. Also feverish.