I've got a couple of sports bras, but I use them for actual sports. And with all the squishage, they get sweaty and manky. Plus I really like wearing vest tops - I spent so many years in long sleeves, dammit, I'm gonna flaunt my old scars - and the thick straps look very weird.

It's not even a smooth silhouette, so much as keeping the boobs in the bra. The 't-shirt bras' I got today have this extra-thick wodge of padding underneath the breast, that pushes the breast up and out of the bra, so I get this overflowing cleavage. It's ridiculous. If I wanted my boobs all free-range and bouncy, I wouldn't be wearing the damn bra.